Museveni retains IGG Mwonda

When Justice Faith Mwondha was growing up, she never dreamed that she would be IGG. Not even when she was filling those career guidance forms at A’level. Now that she thinks about it, she should never have circled those chemistry objective type questions using the pinky pinky ponky method. Maybe then she would have been an aging chemist holed up in a food factory somewhere being majorly ignored by the world.

Mwonda is coming under attack by The Parliamentary Appointments Committee for failing to appear before them for scrutiny. You see, Ms Mwonda snubbed a scheduled appearance before Parliaments Appointments Committee on April 1st 2009 and who can blame her? She had received those summons while watching her favorite show on MTV (Yea. That second salary she had been earning from the Justice sector had come in handy when she had wanted that DSTV dish). And then it hit her. April 1st? Isn’t that fools day? She thought as she consulted her calendar to find that indeed if she risked going to parliament, instead of a vetting committee, she would be accosted by Ashton Kutcher and his film Crew. That boy Ashton can be humorless sometimes!

If today’s Daily Monitor is to be believed then Mwondha can sleep well tonight assured that indeed she did the right thing to opt for a career of toying with people’s feelings than toying with the Bunsen banner. But you cannot always believe Monitor. It is responsible for Besigye’s unwavering hope.

Those who do not know what I am talking about, apparently the President has reappointed Mwondha IGG, even if his trusted MPs did not think it was the right thing to do. But what do they know? They have no vision. Of course this appointment does not go down well with the speaker Edward Ssekandi who had already started organizing her farewell party. Her and her staff. The invitation card to the IGG staff read;

You are cordially invited to your surprise farewell party…

“We are leaving? I didn’t know that! “

“That is the surprise…”

Sekandi is already on his way to Nkurumah Road to cancel the order for the cards.

This procedes events of the past month where the Parliamentary vetting committee, made up of NRM stooges reasoned that one of them a one Mwondha was not fit for the position of IGG I bet on grounds that she had been responsible for sending their other colleagues to jail. Mwondha in her term of office has seen three NRM ministers Jim Muwhezi, Mike Mukula and Dr. Alex Kamugisha dropped from the cabinet and prosecuted over corruption. Even if the most that came out of this was that they spent a few uncomfortable nights in jail.

With her dismissal, the ministers were already envisioning bigger salaries and inflated allowances, while the rest of them were not listening to this debate and were updating their Facebook status on their new Black Berries.

Not that Mwondha was in any way moved by these threats. The outspoken woman said she would not quit unless she was ordered to do so by President Museveni or God. Remind me to ask her some time whether God does really have that long white Beard. Are there really no shavers in heaven??

Meanwhile Mwondha’s deputy Raphael Baku has been sent on leave until further notice. Somebody had to pay the price.

PS. In this story, Daily Monitor Keeps quoting “Highly placed sources who did not want to be named coz of the sensitivity of the matter… “Seriously Monitor has got to find another way of calling its moles.

26 loungers burdening me:

[B2B] said...

SOCKS!!!

[B2B] said...

Top Drawer!!
From MPs updating their Facebook status to seeing Faith in a dinghy lab mixing chemicals in a food factory!!!

Top Drawer... Auntie...

yz said...

Ahahahahahahaha!

Carsozy said...

Another way to call their moles indeed. am falling off my chair. And yes scissors are banned in heaven and since there is no electricity you can't really make electric clippers run on candle power can you?

Baz said...

Either Museveni or God... Sometimes I wonder if Museveni knows the difference.

tumwijuke said...

What on earth is 'a highly placed source'?!!!

Who bewitched Ugandan newspaper editors? Who?

sleek said...

..updating their Facebook status on their new Black Berries....you are a loose canon you..lol.crazy

petesmama said...

"But you cannot always believe Monitor. It is responsible for Besigye’s unwavering hope..."

I died right there. Still recovering.

Darius Stone said...

Great post...

I agree that after 23 years in office, M7 finds it hard to differentiate between himself and God.

I think though, Ugandan legislators have a long way to go before they can match the madness and impunity of their counterparts in Kenya...

Emi's said...

lol, I did not imagine this would be such a hilarious read..You see I don't consider anything with M7 worth reading....well except maybe his downfall like Amin

Be silent said...

This is one good post i loved it laughed my head off...

normzo said...

I think faith is Mad...and then she is retained.....

normzo said...

Oh and you do have an Honest Scrap award from me

[B2B] said...

oh, i also tagged you and the entire Pop family!
Auntie, Uncle etc...

jny23 said...

Just here to announce yo 3rd award of the day.
What would i be without yu D!

jny23 said...

Faith the musician.

Robyn said...

oohh cmon let them lay off
Mwondha IGG,,,

mphoebe said...

banange; me i want to know what happened to bebe cool and zuena

oba just some simple people gossip.

ps; you should definitely get column space in the Inside Politics insert.

Emi's said...

I four got you an award also…check it out @ http://finalstrain.blogspot.com/2009/04/awarded.html

The people have spoken!!

sleek said...

quite the silence…In other news, you have been prized with the Honest Weblog award…
Here for details

sleek said...

*quit...

yz said...

i knew i shoulda looked at sleek's list. oh well, you're still a casualty...

Ngare said...

Hey Antipop! You know wat? You tagged!! Check out ma blog. :-)

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