Y’all were fabulous

First, I thought I could just be there in a sort of undercover way, observe, then come and hate on my blog. But this is not possible with this group. They have a way of grilling even the most private secrets out of you. Which is how my identity was coaxed out of me. Oh crap. Who am I kidding? All they had to do was ask twice and I was ready to spill all. Who I was, what I was doing there, and what I was planning to do with the information I had uncovered.

They told me about my e-feud between her, and myself that everyone saw right through the minute that post went up. I bet coz it was not as sizzling as magoo and cheri’s. They accused me of trying to make kalango(detamble, this means advert) for her, but really all I wanted was for y’all to see that while I am busy minding my business, wasting office time blogging, another blogger was singing my hymns-some, not really flattering.

We talked about those bloggers that failed to turn up. We talked about you, you and you. You will never know whether we said good things about you, or were just plain mean to you. Although I would not put the latter past the bunch I met yesterday. There was never a dull moment.


kissyfur, you were the only one I could readily identify. Coz of the picture on your profile. I am sorry I was not everything you expected me to be. I hear this fabulous, tall skinny chick with a “don’t even think about it” attitude, only to be presented by a midget shock that was me.

edmo, why were you guarded? What were you hiding from us? The arms folded across your chest body language you had going spoke a tale of its own.

ivan, I will hold you to your word and wait for your call next Thursday for rock night. And if you do not call, I will post your mobile number for all to see. And then my friend you shall experience the power of real stalkers. Yes I am capable of underhand antics to get my way.

tumwi, if I was not busy star gazing, I would have been able to make out your beautiful eyes, I would have admired your Bata shoes more, I would have applauded you for keeping conversation going with everyone, I would have had something to say about that head scarf, but I couldn’t. I kept going back to your posts, and thinking, I am actuali looking at her…


Darlkom, I almost robbed your phone. Not because it was fabulous(and it was) but because you had awesome music. and i kept wanting to bring up your phone alarm post, but never got round to it.

27th, you looked like nothing I had envisioned.You have beautiful hair. And that is all you will get out of me.

carlo, you are pretty. Yes. pretty beautiful and pretty reserved. But your smile lit up the table. Are you posting any of those pictures you took?

littlejars, thanx for bailing me out. For lending me money to buy drinks just so that I fit in. my only regret is that you coerced me into buying you coffee. I never buy coffee. I hate the pretentiousness of it all. Those little mugs they serve it in. I hate it. I was happy when you said that you did not enjoy it. Next time please, stick to black ice. dunno when i will get round to paying you. wait, i already paid.

duksey, I would not have made it there without you. Ok maybe I would have, but you made the journey much more easier in your tiny wheels. If only you all had shut up on the way there, I would have had a much funner (I invented it) time arriving there.

lulu, what a beautiful smile you have.

It was my firsties at BHH. It was such fun, I forgot about that trip to Madagascar that she said we would discuss. Anyone went home with the tickets?