Beyonce is slutty and the Sanyu breakfast show

Beyonce’s new (?) video ‘ego’ was showing on a music channel the other day when I started in surprise. Why, that thing looked just like ‘put a ring on it,’ why was she using the same video for two different songs? But she wasn’t. Just that in this video too, she was wearing one of those swimsuit costumy things that show off her bajingo and all those other things jay man should have patented when he put a ring on it.

Thing is, Beyonce, you do not have to go naked to be able to shoot music videos. It is getting annoying Bey. Also, please stop blaming your randiness on your alter ego. All I am saying Bey is that you do not have to sell your soul or thighs to make a good music video. Ok, so you are sexy, your curves are fantastically sculptured but get over it already! Although you do look good naked

I was surprised to wake up to Crystal on the Sanyu Breakfast show the other day. Turns out Melanie was not feeling well (they always say that). Anyway, so Crystal bless her, actually hosted a good show! Props to her for doing a mean press review actually breaking down and explaining the implications of the different newspaper items! I thought to myself, that’s just what we need! A brilliant person on morning radio and not just someone that will say ‘hmm’ or ‘oh yeah yeah’ or ‘am like yeah yeah yeah’ or ‘ha ha ha ah’ or’ moving swiftly on, or what else is new’ after they have read the day’s headline. You want to listen to a show that will inspire you, not people who make you feel smarter than you actually are. Kudos Crystal.

A friend of mine was joking (?) the other day that the only thing they say with conviction on the Sanyu breakfast show in when they are announcing the day’s special people.

28 loungers burdening me:

the emrys said...

i always loved the morning show that had crystal and fatboy.

i know bey is curvy and all but i have never really been that into her or her music, yeah sue me

and yeah thanks for these snug socks. welcome back

Dante said...

You know, I happen to like Melanie in the mornings. I find her entertaining even with all the "alledged" shortcomings :-)

I remember listening to Crystal that morning, and while she's a good presenter, true, she didn't make me laugh - once. Hell, the problem of the day section was dull and actually offered good advice. WTH?! That's not why i listen to Sanyu Breakfast in the morning! It's to laugh at the entire ludicrosity(?) of everything said on there.

But that's just me. Melanie Forever!

Rented said...

Gimme a break, Entipap. (Why do those fuckin' Americans on TV fail to pronounce their own language right? MJ's song is "BAD" not "BED". Idiots!)

Replay:
Now my anger has disappeared. If a woman has a dope body, why the hell should she not show it? Hell, why should she put on any clothes. Only thing that pisses me off with Bey is she makes videos while wearing clothes. Who does she think she is? We want her naked.

Hi five, Dante:
Crystal (better known to us her fans as "Womanyousuck") should be exported back to her show.

Morning shows are for grinning, period. The woman talked so much sense I got insulted.

Now:
Hey there, my dimpled sweetness.

Baz said...

Cosign MC Ren. The less clothes on Beyonce, the better. What do they think we are watching EATV for? Her singing?

As for the morning show, seriously, I told you to listen to Vision Voice. Yvonne and Siima were the best duo ever. Now you missed.

Carsozy said...

This is me burdening you, first of all wheubin? no BHH showing and Will agree with u on all issues, Beyonce's leggy videos should be reserved for prison inmates who haven't had any since Luther King Jr. was shot, quite frankly I'd rather see Oprah in a Bikini. and yes Crystal is like the freshness of morning dew on the petals of a daffodil.

nevender said...

Uhm... Hi Antipop!

Mpozi what are morning shows? Me I have my brothers and sisters at home.

I think music videos exaggerate things. She looked quite plain in the movie Obsessed.

Ugandan girl said...

Well me darling...talk on it...eehhh me and bey anit budd's ..actually her vids are always the same with two budancers who are less than her...And this is not NUGU...

For a breakfast show ..i want to laugh all the way to work...not think intensly...i can do that latter on in the day.

The Dark Knight said...

Who is Beyonce?

Baz said...

Dark Knight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aLFmVwbxro

Beyonce is those ones.

The Dark Knight said...

Mr Baz sir, it would seem this Beyonce you're all talking about is too naked to be view by a humble African such as myself.

"This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions."

NiKolaS said...

i have to youtube said ego video since i have not televisioned it and i am not in the precincts where sanyu is received, the earth is after all round, yes?

ignore me.

Robyn said...

and i thought i was the only one tired of beyonce's vids-i miss the days of bonnie and clyde wat happened?wat did Jay do to her?

Mckeith said...

Well well well, the song is ego so maybe her body is "egoish"

Heaven! said...

hey you, BHH Snitch!!!

i love the I am Sasha Fierce songs naye the videos do not have that much creativity put in...

bye Snitch!

yz said...

Preach on! I've never thought Beyonce was very talented. Good businesswoman, yes. A body to envy, yes. Good singer, eeeh ( does the seesaw hand)

Sleek said...

I'm incensed by the fact that she's using the same concept over and over...Damn!we won't forget that she invented the whole 3-some thing!
And i like Melanie, she has an opinion on EVERYTHING...i find that interesting. granted, some of the opinions are for sketching but wtf..
but crystal's voice just makes the morning nice..
Hi BHH hater

Chanel said...

"SEX SELLS SEX SELLS SEX SELLS" Janice Dickens.
But anyway its not just two songs Ego and Put a Ring. There is also Diva with the same settings Black and White video with two other dancers all in Leotards. So thats three songs on one album. Sex sells

lulu said...

beyonce , i have always thought to a shallow fighther of a DIVA, anyho, this costume was better than the ring on it costume my sis said looked like her son's clothing.
as for mel, i think shes doing great honestly, radio is not easy i think its the most tasking most exhausting job especially breakfast and afternoon drive shoes... to much expectation, too much to know and at times too little time and extremely crtitical people

eddsla said...

poor melanie, not very popular here.

Sybella said...

eh beyonce, sankyu for letting her know.

stop hating on melanie

James Tubman said...

beyonce is pretty but she's overated

in about 10 years she's going to be as big as house

she's already having problems keeping her weight down

Mr. B2B said...

Hmmn
well writ...
sounds like a rant of sorts

Rhino said...

BHH hater, U must be busy, bring the gees you're making with you next time.

Beyonce has no talent! Whatsoever! and lay off Melanie, it's all radio though Crystal has a ballistic voice, I can imagine her whispering stuff..aaaah!

doll said...

i love her sweetdreams song..but the video irritated me..it looked like put a ring on it...racy and naked...so annoying for that beautiful song

normzo said...

Crystal....Hmmm-that chick/woman...u know she talks well, no not about what she is saying,i usally dont mind what she is saying-as long as she is just talking...

Beyonce????? Overated

Spartakuss said...

Call me about your ticket to attend Tusker Project Fame 3 House opening at Effendy's on Sunday.

walkonby said...

@ Baz, thank you for the props,
enough said.
oh, Crystal is cool

savvy said...

This post and its comments have made me laugh. Especially that comment about Bey being as big as a house 10 years from now. If that's not hating, then what is?

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