for BHH absentees

This BHH was boring.

I read all these tales of grandeur about the previous 2 BHHs and I was hoping to see for myself this time. That plus Heaven was really mean to me the last time I did not attend. There was a low turn up. Even those that came fashionably late were awfully early! By 7:30, the few of us who were there were trying desperately hard to come up with conversations that generated more than a ha ha, kyoka you!, yea I love your tattoo, I should have one done myself, except that I won’t sort of responses. It is tough being a BHH attending blogger I tell you. Especially when Cheri is not around or when Lucy has not promised us coverage!

Darlene is high on something I want in on. How else do you explain that she never tired of huggin, huggin, huggin, even the suspiciously smelling bloggers? Speaking of suspiciously smelling,
Spartakus, not that I am saying that he is smelly or anything, it is just that suspicious and Spartakus do rhyme. Although to be honest I found it strange that you preferred to squat rather than sit where somebody could take a whiff of you, but stranger things happen. Now, why is Spartakus always marketing something? Project Fame, Poetry recitals, Viagra, NSSF, Quest Net, the presidency, you’re selling it, he will find you the buyer!

Chanel
came up in the conversation mostly allegations about her Redpepper escapades but I refused to take part in that conversation coz you know, we used to be friends

Stretsyder
is really violent. He greeted me with a whack on the nose, which I thought was so the god’s must be crazy but I said nothing of the sort to him lest now he goes for my neck or something. Having managed to successfully avoid him the whole evening he caught up with me just before I left and he challenged me to arm wrestling. How barbaric is this person?. You can take a boy(yes I said it) off the street…

Gug was there. Or maybe he was not the one. Coz later the gug impersonator left with a chic. Either it was genuinely gug and they were off looking for a shopping mall or it was Hyena come to infiltrate the bogging community. I can already see the headline.

“Hyena hooks bummy blogger and shafts her from behind CafĂ© Pap before horny waitress begged for her turn.” Or some such. I am no expert at Hyena.

Roll call: Edge of Innocence rumor has it he was hanging around me a lot, if that is true, I did not notice and can he do better next time? Dusk, brought her full blown madness with her in form of fantastic knee length high heel boots.
Darlene the hugger. She has a Chinese tattoo. Sleek and wild who lo and behold is a GUY! I think we shared a moment. Guy, you confirm. Xiona. Nobody could pronounce her name, I doubt she is a blogger. Spartakus, he offered me tickets to project fame. i would like to formally turn them down here. StreetSyder whom I shall forgive for the nose whacking incident only because he has a way with words and I suspect he is always trying to show off at his blog. Solomon King who is the only living blogger that knows who The Emry’s is.Nevender's cousin. Nevender who tried to engage the Gug person in conversation which I thought was endearing.

“So gug, assuming you are gay, how is your boyfriend?”
“Which one, I have many. But they are all fine anyway”

BHH beepers included
Dante, who came in to show off his very nice vest and Nathan who used to run a fantastic blog and went by the name Magoo, he did not act as if he was showing off anything really so I guess for him he had good intentions.

I would have loved to see some veterans; Baz, Kissyfur, Tumwi, B2B etc.

32 loungers burdening me:

Baz said...

I keep telling you to put it on Saturday. Buy you always refuse. I still get the Socks, though.

Baz said...

I want to come for BHH now after reading.

Baz said...

Darlyne told me to burden you that Xiona is also a blogger via xiona.wordpress.com. It's a good thing we don't count thirdsies.

tumwijuke said...

Gender-based abuse at BHH shock horror?

Where is Kissyfur? Where is Tandra? What happened to Flora?

jny23 said...

So yu were ther? yii maama.

Can we have another BHH 2mrw saturde afterall it's still August?

Basics said...

@Tumwi
Kissyfur an't remember how to blog
Tandra fluched blogger (for a bit)
Flora is studying for a Masters and also flushed blogger!

@AntiPop...
i hear you!

Nathan said...

You just had to report me! I didn't have permission to attend, that's why I had to leave instantly. Also because I was mad I didn't find the DJ guy who I sell music videos to and is in arrears.

I will soon resume blogging, it's just hard to blog using rented Internet time.

gayuganda said...

Uh!

You mean I was there! Or I was not there...! But I was there...!

Now, I am really confused.

Nevender engaged me in conversation? Wow..... What did he say????? What didnt he say?


Uhhhhhh! But you know, these days I dont know where you announce the BHH. At least I would come and haunt you. Yes, haunt you all.

Hmmmm, let me go mull this over. But next time, please do tell where and when the BHH is.

and greetings, the blogloren!

Mckeith said...

so I dont have to be jealous.. You say it was boring....

Sleek said...

i'm scared of meeting gug...yes, we shared a moment, one in which u said i write like a chic(sob sob)...
we may need to look at changing something abt bhh; venue,time,...whatever.something.like get a guest performance 4m sweet kid..

Heaven! said...

i can see my meanness taught you nothing seeing as you chose to go attend the boring one! what is wrong with you,child?!

@Tumwi, Flora is somewhere in India. she said she would resume blogging soon...let me go haunt her!

Heaven! said...

i can see my meanness taught you nothing seeing as you chose to go attend the boring one! what is wrong with you,child?!

@Tumwi, Flora is somewhere in India. she said she would resume blogging soon...let me go haunt her!

Payo said...

Let all these scars of my latest surgery disappear...and see for myself if BHH and boring can be mentioned in the same breath.

lulu said...

bambi street sider is really sweet and a really good scrabble player.... UBC is like that, always letting peeps down

streetsider said...

Mhmm!!

nevender said...

Sorry couldn't do the review. I wanted Antipop to do her 15 mins of fame again. Naye I missed Rev...

Be silent said...

Kale I missed why why why....

NiKolaS said...

always a ball of yarn this bhh business. i must make it a point of attending one before the year grows legs and leaves us.

eddsla said...

yes xiona is ablogger too.

er can i have those tickets please?

Cheri said...

Socks.

Lol at BHH beepers...Dante!!!

Eh, I'm beginning to think u are HYENA!!! U know hi lingo kabisa. (Sorry I just never get the right time to use that word and Swahili in up).

I missed. U bloggers who don't attend BHH are lousy...like people with meat but have no teeth.

Sybella said...

eh but cheri, what the deleyo... some of us are shy...

mphoebe said...

GET A NEW TEMPLATE

please
- make time for that

walkonby said...

Sweets I had to work at an event that evening, my employer was launching the Bride & Groom expo, and I'd been tasked with being Mcee for the night, didn't get off till after 11pm, by which time, I was certain BHH had concluded. Forgiven?

Sleek said...

please post...kale text me your password and we discuss

Sleek said...

please post...kale text me your password and we discuss

L.A. Lutara said...

gosh...when is this months BHH? i would love to turn up...even if its just "beeping"

streetsider said...

you people lets make bhh rock this october.

savvy said...

Someday I shall turn up for BHH.

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