i believe i can fly

I can not ride a bicycle. Not even when it is stationary(and i have tried that too believe me).i have no idea how to go about steering a car to move from one place to the next. Can't even tell which pedal does what. But, but, yesterday, I rode a plane! or piloted it or whatever it is they call it these days. Yes you heard me. I actually held the control panels, steered left to right, to center, dived down and shot up, all in 30 seconds. Now you would think that after all this speech i would be ecstatic. Hardly. If i had one word to describe the experience, that word would be, nauseating.
I am afraid of heights


Self censorship tip* refrain from using the words show off and braggart in comments. believe me, I already know.

18 loungers burdening me:

dannycrane said...

hei firsties heheh ok its certified that u were smoking the HERB!! hehe u flew aplane!!(dont use that against me its intended!)

DeTamble said...

What? And why was I not informed?

31337 said...

hehehehehehehehe!! wait, the world did not end, [did hell freeze over? lucifer, holla at your boy!] i want evidence!

Jasmine said...

you did for real? eh mama! Osoh-meyawant!

chanelno5 said...

She finally got laid and he wasnt a loser this one. No wonder she believes she can fly.

leos child said...

weed eater thats what you are!

The Dark Knight said...

Wamma I believe you (at the price of being the foolish one here. BUT, if it's true, my jealousy knows no bounds...

I'm saving up 200k for a famed 1 hour piloting thing at Ebbs.

buttercookie said...

In 30 Seconds? Chic, was this on a video game or something?

buttercookie said...

Lol Chanel, that is the best possible explanation. Sankyu

antipop said...

everybody'e entitled to their opinion. except you chanel

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anonymous gal said...

were,how when did u fly a plane. thats so not fair

Phoebe said...

so, this shot up and shot down...am sorry, but only 30 seconds?!
what? you are jumping fourteen-year-old boy-hump-alike these days?!

Mugambe adeyyo ewa koja!

James Tubman said...

since you are probably beautiful you probably donat have to worry about driving a car or riding a bike

im sure there is a guy who will do all of that for you lol

Mr. B2B... said...

Hehehehe
Antichild
you seem elated for just "30seconds"
Hehehehe

@Chanel
you're on fire!

Kadama said...

Oh nooo D! 4 goodness sake u ought to try out atleast d auto powered wheels.
I really feel sori 4 my big bro n d wife who own wheels yet can't drive n v to call on me to relocate them from place to place.
U really v to try things out b4 too late.
I with due respect offer to help out with my car ohh sori my brother's. Bt mst warn u on this, u must b a quick learner coz I easily gt bored repeating d same thing.

Anonymous said...

I believe you totaly but courtesy of who???? She or he deserves mention not with the space that uve accorded all the losers on yo blog...

harlod said...

now u can add that to ur profile as well

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