Loser chronicles

From the loser chronicles, I bring you quotable quotes

Loser; so how have you been?
Antipop; ok. Have kind of missed you
Loser; Yea. I know. Despite everything people say I know people always liked me. You see, I always went the extra mile to make people happy
Antipop; I’m sorry, what?
Loser; Yes. I went the extra mile to make YOU happy
Antipop; when? Gi’me one example
Loser; you don’t remember? We even used to do sports together
Antipop; Er, sports?
Loser; Yes. We went drinking together. That is the greatest sport a man can do with a woman. You have got to admit though, that was a nice gesture on my part

Comment;
Yes I remember these times. Holed up in a cheap kafunda wedged between weird looking characters speaking Rutoro. The closest I got to sports was this one time they brought a steaming tray of pork and set it on the table in front of us. And loser told me to dig in. I folded my sleeves and did what any self respecting woman would do. I made a dash for the meat.

30 loungers burdening me:

carlo said...

Do I have socks?

carlo said...

Yay! I haz socks!

Also, where do you get these losers? You need to come to my little black book of refined gentlemen. I'll sort you out.

Baz said...

Was the pork any good? Via Savu-to-meat balance? We have to know before we condemn this loser.

Mudamuli Ntikita Ntikita said...

Eh but Antipop. Your birthday falls on Oct 29. Mine falls on Oct 28. You love sleep. I love sleep. Losers keep knocking on your door. As they knock on mine. I am not saying we are alike but I am confused.

Cheri said...

I wanted socks.

Cheri said...

Speaking Rutoro...but Batoro have suffered...
They like sex and nice things.
Now they are weird?

Katubweine.

Solomon King said...

@Carlo, I don't think Antipop2 needs redemption from those losers, she seems to be speaking with longing for the days gone by.

lol@baz

Esquire of the mountain said...

for all the qualities that made him get labelled a loser,this surely can not be one of them; a you kidding me, a plate of pork...i would give up alot(not my birthright albeit) for that...

walkonby said...

...did someone mention a little black book of reffff....don't mind that,
you've got to hand it to the guy, sorry, loser, he didn't ask you to chip in when the bill came, or did he? tee hee hee

B2B said...

@SoloDawgKing
Spot on mate...

she misses them days...

@Baz
you need to get that part very very clear...
before we condemn this loser...

31337 said...

sports = beer does not compute.

help!

The Emrys said...

if he bought pork, i think you should go slow on the loser bit, unless of course he asked you to pay

Anonymous said...

hey
its your best friend from your former workmate...this story cant be true
where do they make these guys
btw this is LJ incase you thought Eunice

Sybella said...

so what happens these days?

the antipop said...

@ carlo, indeed you do

@carlo, were you not satisfied with the socks that first time? I do not find the losers. they find me! bring on the black book

@baz, now, don't let's get carried away. Loser did not fry the pork so he can not take props for anything!

@mudamuli, gather all the details about your dad and let's compare notes. i smell a set up here

@cheri, in the wise words of idon'trememebrwho, 'you can't always get what you want'

@cheri, sorry kyali

@SK, DK, i swear i want redemption from them. this is me crying out. and baz is not even that funny so quit all that lolling

@esquire, mind you the plate of pork was not for just the two of us. Remember tghe batoro? yea. there was like 12 others i was supposed to race qith to the ultimate prize!

@walkonby, th epork was free! his aunt owns the kafunda!

@b2b, nice job on the cosigning

@eleet, you lost me

@emrys. THE PORK WAS FREE!

@anonymous LJ, ofcourse i knew it was you. you are my only best friend. has eunice been going around claiming that i like her? how can she claim that she is THE one, let alone A one? but people!

@sybella, huh?

nevender said...

So antipop, you're saying -taking a girl out to a kafunda for pork makes one a loser?

Emi's said...

lol..Nev, Interesting question since me I can only afford kafunda and Serena is a light year away, I'd like to know the answer.

Baz & S.k I feel she's not done enough to clear your thoughts.

Cheri, you also PIMP for girls? I've hahad you

Cheri said...

Huh Emi? Wat is this? What is this? WHAT IS THIS?

Minty said...

I can just imagine the winner emergin with just one miserable kigodo after all that racing.

B2B said...

@Minty
Hehehehe

@AntiPop
ok but seriously
if Mrs.B2B's momz owned the kafunda...
Hehehehehe
just playing

it seems there's more to this story AntiPop

eddsla said...

pork?, wamma he's aloser.

eddsla said...

pork?, wamma he's aloser.

nevender said...

Minty, dat was hillarious....hehehehehe

Erique said...

did someone say pork?

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lulu said...

yes erique somebody said pork!

James Tubman said...

dont you wish that guys had a mute button sometimes

Cheri said...

Hi Antipop, I came here to beg u to post again soon.

And this is worthy template. Not that junk u had prevuously. It's like Charlize Theron and Eva Mendes sleeping on megaform mattersses.

nahjaj said...

LMAO :-D

"I folded my sleeves and did what any self respecting woman would do. I made a dash for the meat." - hilarious!!!

Anonymous said...

Seh ich auch so

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