loser's got no love for me

Okay so questions have been thrown at me, like how come i end up with the losers? If i have become such an expert, why dont i spot them a mile away? Am i a loser magnet? And this once even a bold statement "antipop, you probably are the loser." So i went back home, pondered this allegation and this is what i came up with. I am not a loser. And in the wise words of Forest Gump, that is all i will say about that.

But what i wanted to talk about is this loser that has no love for me. I mean if a gal cant get any loving from a loser, what has she got left? So anyway, this here loser, i have some fondness for, as i had said way back(something to do with cheap pizza). We have never technically broken up with loserboy and y'all know how that can be. You get to hook up every so often, flirt mercilessly, basically break the rules of dating. Every one of them. I have not gotten to do these things because he went away, but we do get to chat every so often on messenger(bless you yahoo)

So we chat about nonsence, then marriage, then girls with long legs, where upon i make up stories about boys with abs and tight butts, and then we come back to us, and then marriage. Only because we both know i would never be caught dead walking down the isle towards him and he would never be caught alive waiting down the isle. For me.

Anyway, recently in one of those chatting sessions,i taunt him about US, at which point he takes the opportunity to begin flirting. A few blissful moments of sweet nothings later, i drop this question;

Me: Do you love me?
Loserboy: I love that song

14 loungers burdening me:

tumwijuke said...

Oh, Antipop. I know you are not as hard an ass as you'd like us to believe. ((hug)) for the vulnerably little girl hiding behind the tough talk.

Carlo said...

Oh my word Antipop, you're just the winner! Well, Loserboy is now my new hero.

sybella said...

lol... at his reply. tis priceless. props for him being evasive...

31337 said...

i thought i was the only one who had heard that song.

Phoebe said...

tell Loser, to get a new line.
DIdn't he say just that the last time you asked that SAME question???

neema divine said...

well, he sure nuff is a loser.

kakaire said...

May the Force be with said Loser. Actually he is not a loser. He is a gainer.

Cheri said...

This bit killed me Antipop..."Only because we both know i would never be caught dead walking down the isle towards him and he would never be caught alive waiting down the isle. For me."

Lol... His response is a classic*. five stars.

Mr. B2B... said...

Loserboy just stopped me right there...
Top drawer!!

Anonymous said...

You can have your wedding at the Taj Mahal when the two of you are done pretending

Esquire of the mountain said...

the concept of him being a loser is lost to me ie in the mists of this interesting "tug of love's war" you guys seem to have...

Princess said...

LOL.
That was a stellar reply from Loserboy! :D

Anonymous said...

I think i know this guy............

gishungwa said...

I think i know the loser's twin

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