peeking in, melanie, not much else

Recheal and Eddie have been married for a while now. Recheal and Eddie are my housemates. Heck, who am i kidding! they took me in when no one wanted me. so anyway, they tend to get to a lot of no good. they have loud conversations on sarturday morning, when all i really want to do is sleep in. I can not tell them to shut up for fear that they will send me packing so when i wake up, i smile sweetly at them when all i really want to do is kick them. Sometime friday evening, a conversation took place.Recheal is bitching about something Eddie did not do for her. Eddie tries to explain shit bla bla bla(this part of the conversation holds no interest for me), so anyway, then Recheal says,

"but eddie you like screwing me..."

me, having very nasty mental images of my sister bent over...

Melanie
For a while now, i had decided to cut that poor, poor blonde some slack and tried to pretend she was not on that morning show that i like to listen to. But there is only so much ignoring one can do. seems like this woman goes dumber by the months. Anyway, today i am listening in and they are doing a press review; some news item about how uganda's inflation had gone up by 12%. at which point she screams out,

"Yay! the economy is growing, the economy is growing..."

so, you know, i think to myself, surely even Melanie's not this retarded and shit so i let it go. But she wouldn't. Meanwhile. Fatboy her co-presenter starts to make sense of the whole inflation thing, but Melanie, not getting it, just continues to say,

"now, the ordinary man may be asking 'how does this(inflation) help me, but i can assure you it is very important..."
Really melanie. Even i survived a re-take in economics by one mark, but surely?

incase anyone was wondering, i have been away tryna heal my broken heart...or legs...

25 loungers burdening me:

Anonymous said...

Melanie - she must have used Zimbabwe as her case studyt to support her opinion...what with almost everyone a millionaire due to inflation.

Yo sis - one of those things, where even she gets preggie u wanna imagine it's due to over-eating.

Carlo said...

Melanie, Melanie, oh dear Mel. Do not cut her any slack I say. Keep at her. And eventually she'll realise that the only reason normal people listen to her is cuz she makes a fool of herself and Fat Boy has a way of even making a bigger fool of her. Oh, that inflation thing is really funny by the way.

Carlo said...

P.S. We all don't believe you about healing your leg or whatever bullcrap so please tell us, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?

Anonymous said...

I have 500million Zim Dollars, who wants to touch me?

Princess said...

Real story, please?

The dare-devil said...
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The dare-devil said...

Banage get your mind out of the gutter, she's your sister! ok, real story? coz I'm not buying broken legs or wateva...........

Anonymous said...

Ivan, that can buy u a loaf of stale bread...but u'll need an extra million to buy the butter.

-Miss Cheri

Anonymous said...

Broken legs? Did u get that from falling head over heels...and walking on your head...(dunno how that works but I wanted to sound Cheesy)

-Miss Cheri again.

kissyfur said...

bambi cut her some slack. I have heard more dumb people on radio. Do u remember Karitas??? That one still takes the cake for me.

kissyfur said...

bambi cut her some slack. I have heard more dumb people on radio. Do u remember Karitas??? That one still takes the cake for me.

tres jolie said...

Racheal and Eddie sound like a couple I know and definately they would never take you in......
So mend your legs and whatever, but what of your heart? How is it and where is it?

Anonymous said...

yeah, cut melanie some slack. it happens to the best of us... she's my gal!

i guess you have now established that we don't in any way beleive the broken legs story...

DeTamble said...

Now listen here Antipop! You need to write and tell us about that date!! Inflation and stupid blondes are all very well but what we really want to know about is your date!!

Anonymous said...

If you can bend over, ya sister can bend over. Heard you were flexible, damn near contortionist.

the antipop said...

@kakaire. why are you spreading mindless gossip about me? i can not bend over. i listened to my mum alot growing up. and i specifically remember her telling me to never ever bend over!

Anonymous said...

But even sometimes inflation results from fast growth. Melanie knows this. Chick is deep, though.

Anonymous said...

Hehehehehehe
Not even tripping at Melanie's drama

not worth it...

And AntiChild, your legs looked fine at BHH...
or was it the shoes...

Hehehehehe

You do know Cheri wants to have a one-on-one with you and me...
can't help wondering what sort of one-on-one...
Hoping it...
Wait
Wait
Whatever

Get a massage already!

James Tubman said...

poor baby

at least you know how not to act lol

and you will greatly appreciate it when you get your owm

Anonymous said...

@ B2B I am the only one allowed to call her that. Anyway she has a story to tell and she aint telling all. That is betrayal to yo cool people and we need all the 411

DeTamble said...

TELL! I didn't go through the hell that is uploading pictures to Blogger just for you to not tell!

the antipop said...

ladies please. all this war for a cheap slutty story? fine. y'all send me your mobile phone numbers and i will sms the whole story.

Anonymous said...

Yay! The economy is going through the roof! And I'm the only one who has no desire to hear the date story.

Wama you just drop another totally unrelated post.

Tandra said...

i quit listening to the show (prolly coz i isnt in transit them :-) ) but melanie gawsh!

i keep wondering what happened to the girl i used to know!

and phat boy doesnt help! U go boi!

Anonymous said...

Callingit a cheap slutty story isn't excatly helping your case. It makes us more inquisitive.

Poor Melanie...I miss Sanyu breakfast.

-Miss Cheri

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