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The following takes place between 5:11pm and 5:13pm

Boy: oh yeah, I got a nephew
Girl: awww. What sex is the baby?
Boy stares at girl in mock disbelief
Girl: the baby, what sex is it?
Boy staring fixedly at girl with another blank incredulous look
Girl: what?
Boy now totally at wits end
Girl: (about to break question down to boy when it finally dawns on her) ooooohhhh. Nephew!

i swear that was not me


EDIT:

I have been forced to change my earlier stand. I might have been the girl in question but I would also like to take this opportunity to change my plea to not guilty by reason of insanity. No really, i had been feeling sleepy all day.

24 loungers burdening me:

Sybella said...

good lovely warm socks...

Sybella said...

lol... tsk tsk... that must have been you! i had so much more faith in you antipop

petesmama said...

At least it dawned on you - but that doesn't save you much! Lol!

basix said...

Ok
i am impressed with you...

tumwijuke said...

D.A big time.

Solomon King said...

Antipop. You were my hero.

Emphasis on WERE.

Your previously impeccable intelligence will be sorely missed.

carlo said...

Don't worry love, we all have blonde moments. Ok, not all of us. Some of us. I NEVER get blonde moments. I'm impeccably intelligent (sorry to steal from you Solomon).

jny23ug said...

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Antipop for vice president.

nevender said...

Sarah Pallin and Mccain conversing.

Ivan said...

Paris Hilton? Jessica Simpson? Now you? Why me Lord???

Cheri said...

Lol Solomon King...

Lol.

the antipop said...

i do not like the way you are all ganging up on me. you are choosing to ignore the disclaimer at the bottom of this post...

hm! but people!

@sybella, hold on to that faith

@it did not dawn on me. it was not me! i swear upon..

@basics, thank you edmund.

@tumwi, what is D.A?

@solomon king, i thought yu were my friend? i even told the whole whole you had a nice smile! but people!

@carlo, this is not my blonde moment. would i ever deny anything?

@johnny. even you playa? not president anymore? so who have you replaced me with?

@nevender. Yes. you are the only sharp one. how did you know it was those two? i just did not want to cal names, but now that it is out in the open, i guess all of u can cut me some slack

@ivan; jessica simpson did not even know you needed oil to make a pancake. how could you? chogm will suffer

@cheri, a friend of my enemy, is my enemy. it is on!

The Emrys said...

kale, to think i have(had) a crush on you, man :D

The Emrys said...

kale, to think i have(had) a crush on you, man :D

wanyama said...

Ha ha! I swear i was also waiting for the sex--that does not put me in Palin's league though

the antipop said...

@emrys, no need to say it twice. i heard it the first time.

@wanyama, you perv

Baz said...

yeah. Wanyama. You perv. McCain and Palin- eugh!

Solomon King said...

@antipop. You told the whole whole????

I doubt I have to iterate the passing of the impeccable.

*sigh* it was a pleasure knowing you my good friend, and yes, the compliments were exceptional, but this...

'tis sad.

[ insert evil grin ]

James Tubman said...

i forgive you

this time

we all get brain farts sometimes

nevender said...

so it wasn't Pallin?

dannycrane said...

lol am back with a bang new post at mine

val said...

I was crying....then I read this post I'm happy again....thank God for blonde moments!!

nahjaj said...

LMAO :-D dont feel bad girly we all have slow moments. LOL

31337 said...

i deny ever knowing you. ever.

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