i am back like disco


News reaching me is that a certain morning show host said mbu Ugandan bloggers have beef for Melanie and are jealous of her because their boyfriends probably have the hots for her. This exonerates the male bloggers obviously, well except GUG. So as a female blogger who might have been targeted in this attack, here is my response.

1. I have no known boyfriends past or present who have a thing for Melanie. I swear. They have never told me.
2. Ofcourse we do not hate Melanie. I know I don’t. She is a sweet, sweet girl that has provided for many an amusing and entertaining morning. Like the other time when she said “down south in Djibouti,” I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. Now tell me, how can that possibly be interpreted as hate and beef and jealousy? Aha! Truth is, each one of us has an off day. I have a lot of those. Feel free to pick on me
3. Really male radio presenter, for someone as smart as you to advance such an argument is very, very disappointing. Just because we disagree sometime does not mean we have a personal vendetta against a person. Not all girls are necessarily threatened by the existence of other females. Does any sort of disagreement have to be about men? And that was not the first time said presenter is equating a situation with envy and jealousy. I remember when nude pictures of Cindy came out, his first comment was, “look at her, she is flawless, I know many women will be jealous of her coz she has no cellulite, no stretch marks and no ounce of fat on her.” Women do not necessarily hate each other Mr. Radio presenter
4. Why? Why would you broadcast something like that? Why would you go on national radio and say that bloggers think Melanie does not have intellectual KB? Why are you letting everyone else in on it? To what benefit sir?
5. If I have been hard on you Melanie, I ask that you er, forgive?

It was Ivan’s birthday on Friday and I promised him I would say something. So here I go; I am sorry that you are growing old Ivan. Really I am

Apparently, Jesus was an attention seeker. I was watching a programme called “Faith and Science” on LTV at the weekend and this guy says, “Jesus did not weep because Lazarus was dead. He weeped (sic) because people were looking at him.” All this time I thought Jesus was weeping for His tight buddy but this guy here is telling me that He was being like those Baganda women. So Lazarus’ sister went to ‘Jerusalem Rent a Weeper’ and along came Jesus?

How have y’all been?

25 loungers burdening me:

Chanel said...

Mama yangu Sokisi

Chanel said...

Fati Boyi why do you hate melanie so much? Now the whole world knows that some people think she is a blondie. Can you imagine putting her on blast like that on national radio! Jeez even I would not take it. Melanie did you refuse to give Fati Boyi some some? Why does he embarass you like that?

31337 said...

i wantsed these firsties!

silly hobittses!!

petesmama said...

Back indeed. And in fine style. I don't listen to radio so I have nothing to say about anyone.

Emaciated is the word that comes to mind when I think of the nude pix - but then again, I might just have rib-envy.

Igis said...

Poor Melanie. And those geeky spects she wears dont help much.But she has a nice bootay!! (running off to hide)

Ivan said...

Me for me when I see the nude pix...

Ivan said...

Gwe, now they will say you have beef for Jesus! REPENT!

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31337 said...

slap in the face this post is.

blasphemy and sarcasm are very good bedfellows.

Solomon King said...

Wello be backa.

Now, me n radio don't mix much, so my input here would be simply useless.

@Ivan, I don't really think you want to see the nude pix.

Cheri said...

Lol...We have beef for Melanie...aka Merans???

Down south in Djibouti...hahaha, maybe she calls her Jamaica Djibouti. U never know. Nanti it's down south.

Rent a weeper. Era repent.

Tandra said...

i have laughed so hard.. thank you antipop...

and just for the record.. melons/merrans is good people. She just has many off days

Carlo said...

I was listening to the whole show and I was very, very disappointed in Fat Boy. Then I realised that he's male and men make such generalisations and I dismissed him.

I picked a bone with Melanie because she is a very educated woman who represents us other educated women out there. And as an educated woman, she is not allowed to sound dumb on radio. I mean 'diesel is cheaper than fuel'? Come on!

Fat Boy said mbu we put other women down. As if! I have a better body than Cindy. Yes I do! I don't care what y'all think. Hence I can't hate on her.

So she has her off days and we pick on her for it. So what? She's come out and shown us that she's actually quite smart and witty and intelligent. And some of us have forgiven her for it. But broadcasting on radio that Melanie's blonde? Fat Boy, you're doing more harm than good.

Meanwhile, as Antipop and I were the only ones I know who directly picked on Mel, we're henceforth celebrities. We must revel in our celeb status. What say you Antipop we hook up for some shopping. We'll buy really big shades. Yeah.

Basics said...

@Carlo
really big shades..

killer

@AuntiePop
you amaze me everytime...
albeit kinda weird, but still being amazed...

val said...

lol..this post killed me :)

The Jerusalem rent a weeper bit..oh dear Antipop..

As for women hating on each other..it happens..but not to everyone..sheesh!!!

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ProPop said...

Melanie needs to be cut some slack namwe. I agree with AntiPop, we all have our off days

~ScotchBiscuits~ said...

hehe, you tickle!!

Be silent said...

You back?!!!

lulu said...

that preacher was way out of his head oba you reported badly antipop? as for mel no words i was with some guy who really has beef for her and thinks she's feminist with bad relationships... i was hurt on my dear friend's behalf and have no heart to tell her

Baz said...

In Melanie's defense, she is way way way way smarter than a lot a lot a lot of chicks on radio.

Anonymous said...

Eddsla here

Some one once said that "women dress to anoy other women"
Honestly speaking, if you listen to that morning show bulungi you realise that fatboy takes it upon himself(most of the time) to display Melanie as blonde...he doesn't hav to say it.

Thoz pics wer hooooot-gave me so many ideas i called up my gal

cellutone said...

You're back alright but for how long?

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