Dont You Just Hate?

Don’t you just hate?

How writers are quick to put laziness down to writer’s block?

When you call somebody and they say "I have been meaning to call you." Oh Yea? And what did you do about it?

When the soap drops into the toilet bowl? And having to yank it out? And then use it again?

In The Godfather II, when the dead girl breathes.

When singers ask you to ‘say yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhh!’ even when your prior silence means you totally disagree. And you open your mouth to say “heck no” and out comes, yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh

Or when a show host asks you to “make some noise” for a guest or other. Dude. If we thought they were worth the noise we would be screaming our lungs out already

When just before he pulls off your pants you remember that there is a hole in your knickers.

When he pushes your head down there


When you are walking along the street and a guy says to you “size yange” dude seriously. I am not fat (phffffft), sweaty, dirty and smelly. How can I possibly be sayizi yo?

In the morning when you realize that none of your shoes matches that perfect outfit you picked out the night before.

THE END?

When you duck into a secluded place to untangle that wedgie only to realize after doing it that someone was watching the whole time. Now they are smiling wickedly.

When you let out that silent one and pray to the heavens for odorless mercies and seconds later only to be hit with a horrid smell that could only be emanating from your rear

That your favorite bongo flava artist broke his legs and you can’t for the life of you know for sure how that happened

28 loungers burdening me:

Sybella said...

firsties.... say yeaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Sybella said...

that bongo-flavor artist of yours must have been high on something...

oh, and you let that soap be, forego your beer for the next day buy some more soap. honestly antipop, how the heck does it even get into the toilet?

Cheri said...

Eh, but Sybella, I think u have bought Tandra's plot of land onthe internet. U sleep online these days.

U use the soap again, ewww!!

It's bloggers/writers block. Wait when it strikes u down.

Antipop, antipop, if your ma hadn't had u, she'd be a hunchback. U had holes in your knickers? And he pulled them down? Gonna tease him abou this.

Eek, he pushes your head down? I'm gonna have a word with him.

Lol...ordorless rear emanants only belong to me! Even Lavender scent.

But seriously, what the hell happened to Chameleone...I think he annoyed some mijiini in Dar.

Mr.Basics... said...

i think it was me smiling wickedly

LOLsss

tres jolie said...

Anti-P this is like my favourite post of yours. U can hate the comment too. But seriously, he pushes your head down there? hahhaha, you so not the invincible gal we thought you were!!!

The Emrys said...

ok, this is killer, holes in the knickers, kapintos. damn!!!

was just talkin abt the soap thing with someone last night

Chanel said...

You have to wait for him to push your head down? Sheenzi some of you have to see a senga kumbange how can you wait for him to insist. And you my lovely bitchass is crazy.
If he sees the hole in those knickers you just tell him to pass there. Fun Huh! I hope I still have a man after this.

kakaire said...

If there is a piece of advice I will ever give you then it's this;

Your head should go down there by instinct.It should be second nature.
And stay there until guided else where.

petesmama said...

I insist on the right to some writer's block.

And we all know people don't sleepwalk on weed.

Sybella said...

lol... yes cheri, would you like some of it? i need a vile of your 'virgin' blood for that... can you handle giving me a litre at least?!

Mr Bazanye said...

Even you push his head.

Carlo said...

Eeewwww!!! Use your handwash, or even the sabuuni kitole but NEVER use the soap that has fallen in the toilet.
He pushes your head? Listen to your friend Chanel. It needs to find its way there on its own. Oh wait, I really don't know what I'm talking about. :-D

31337 said...

baz. w000t?

Emi's said...

lmao @ "had holes in your knickers" I can't run out of imaginations for a possible scenario/\.

In the first place, how does soap start falling in the toilet???
I does kill germs -Right?

Solomon King said...

Auntie Pop, you are dangerously close to displacing Tumwi as my blogger heroine!

And that bongo flavour artist was just given this thing called a good ole beating.

Tandra said...

sy... say yeaah?? have u not read a thing?? i just asking....

James Tubman said...

lol

i dont give a shizzle

you are gonna smell my fart and you are going to like it :)

~ScotchBiscuits~ said...

LOL!!You are such a trip!
an R rated little trip!!

Be silent said...

The shoes and the outfit then the mis matched bag.....

Sweet Pepsi said...

How did the hole in the panty get there?

jny23ug said...

Was that the panty with the gun?
Naye Dee oyonona......

Princess said...

I came, I laughed, I left. :-)

Isaac said...

I liked the say yeaahh part. Very funny and true. Class ;-)

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

laziness for writer's block?

That's unacceptable, lol!


Nice post.

Duksey said...

When he does the head thing, pretend you need to kiss the lips longer.Or if u anticipate he will do that n u are not in on it.An old trick is to let candy make the ride more bearable...

Ivan said...

But Duksey!!!

mphoebe said...

@Duksey, great advice there.

minty said...

Gawsh! Have laughed until tears rolled out of my eyes.

Naye Duksey, nkutidde!

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