The devil wears nada

CHOGM month’s not been fair to me. Yea I know, no one said life was going to be fair to me at any stage of the way, but hey, it could have spared me some of the blows it has landed over the years.

But true to life, it never seems to let up. That is how I ended up having the worst month ever. The damn back pains and stomach pains that I’d earlier documented turned out to be a result of a bigger picture. It is embarrassing to say, but I have had my period for over a month now and it does not look like it is going anywhere anytime soon.

This debuted my first glimpse into the gynecologist’s office, and consequently, his bed. No silly, I mean the examination bed but oh well, I did wish it was his bed at some point.
Lying down on that bed and hearing him drone on and on about how everything was going to be okay, how I had nothing to worry about was when I decided, I needed to get complications like these very often, if hot, sexy doctors are what went with it.

Right there I decided, since he was having fun groping my tummy and well, other parts, I was gonna have my fun as well. That is when I started to undress him, first, that drab white coat, then his shirt, the pants went next and just as I was about to pull down his boxer shorts, I heard “D….., looks like everything is fine but we will just have to carry out further tests just in case…”
I zapped out of my daydream, gathered myself together, headed to the lab and left the wickedly sexy gynea to his job. Me and my imagination pffffft!

12 loungers burdening me:

pissed off patricia said...

The only thing I can think about during those exams is getting it over with and getting out of there ASAP.

Hope things get better for you real soon.

mphoebe said...

Arent we all grateful to God for the Privacy of our thoughts- fantasies!!!

Anonymous said...

uhhhmmmm.... how come that never happens to me? Geez... my gyno is a short, fat married, new yorker with attitude.

http://www.projectdiaspora.org

Anonymous said...

uhhhmmmm.... how come that never happens to me? Geez... my gyno is a short, fat married, new yorker with attitude.

http://www.projectdiaspora.org

Anonymous said...

uhhhmmmm.... how come that never happens to me? Geez... my gyno is a short, fat married, new yorker with attitude.

http://www.projectdiaspora.org

Anonymous said...

uhhhmmmm.... how come that never happens to me? Geez... my gyno is a short, fat married, new yorker with attitude.

http://www.projectdiaspora.org

Anonymous said...

uhhhmmmm.... how come that never happens to me? Geez... my gyno is a short, fat married, new yorker with attitude.

http://www.projectdiaspora.org

Anonymous said...

uhhhmmmm.... how come that never happens to me? Geez... my gyno is a short, fat married, new yorker with attitude.

http://www.projectdiaspora.org

Anonymous said...

sorry... never used a comment system like this one... UGH!

Anonymous said...

Man, Tracy...u need to give blogger a knee-up in the crotch. Assuming blogger is a man ofcourse.

Now for u antipop, u're the very first person that has enjoyed a lay on/in the gynea's bed... I hate the prodding and picking, I can't even think "happy thoughts" then. My gynea is my mum's cousin. Imagine my uncle "knowing" my lady business. (Magoo)

Anonymous said...

Lol. As Ivan says it...that borders on incest for me.

Anonymous said...

Yep, right after I bitchslap blogger.... I'll knee "him" on your instructions... It must be 'he'.... I mean come on.... I posted like 9 times.... I'm surprised I did not get banned as a spammer.. sheesh. An Uncle gyno huh?! Yeah that is a little too much family closeness for me.

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