Here comes the sinners

In the bloggers’ world I have realized, nothing tastes as sweet as nabbing socks, sockies, firsties, boots, nze nsocks, or whatever else they have revolutionalised into these days. I have heard the word lingerie has come into play even. So in the rush to nab socks, some bloggers I am afraid have mangled the English language or even sometimes swallowed up entire words. Presenting Bad Idea, er, sorry, bloggers that I have painstakingly followed up and busted. And since this is my blog, I will be the defense attorney, the prosecutor, the judge and the jury. And the verdict is; guilty.

Antipop commenting over at Cheri’s: "i dont know whta this post is about yet. i just saw that no one has commented yet, so i just rushed over to say nothing really. sue me"


Antipop at Detamble’s: "i am not going to laugh. much as i am getting constipated tryuing to hold the laughter inside of me. and that is because one day i will marry an african man. and i will not have them fing out about my past life of days when i used to laugh at high butts."

Antipop at B2B’s: "what have i learnt from this post? well, that er, well I was not asked whethet b2b was right"

31337 at cheri’s: "ati mimi ni common sense? ngoja ufike nyumbani, d&*&&^^$#(^#^$%#&@*" (this one’s in the dock just coz I did not understand a word he wrote. Also, because I am fast looking like the only culprit here.)

Antipop at Detamble’s: "And here i was thinking the post was about how fabulous, hot, amazing, extar orinary I am! So amyway, that whole defensive thing you did about you and rev only goes to convince me that i was right afterall :-)"


Okay so I started out this whole post confident that I was going to nab people! But this whole thing has boomeranged on me. So the award for most illiterate blogger goes to, (insert annoyingly long tension filled silence) Antipop!

I accept the award on his behalf. thank you all for voting.

17 loungers burdening me:

Sybella said...

firsties... with no sinning.

what was the range of your research?

rockthis said...

what is sockies? and you have won your own contest? you are wierd!

DeTamble said...

Ohh Antipop! HOW I LOVE YOU! And you were right to attack me yesterday, what the hell was I thinking?!?! Me, quit blogger!? Thank you for slapping some sense into me *falls to ground in Antipop worship* I'm such a fool, can you ever forgive me??

Jaybabe said...

Bwahahahahaha...yeah..right!

Anonymous said...

wow...is this a subconscious call to have blog editors??? Hope not...

valentia said...

lol...you're a nutcase...certified!!

Why haven't you put Tandra, Cheri and B2B here (note I have nothing but love for you all..lol)

Heaven! said...

Where is 3's comment? I really want him to explain that.

Princess said...

HA! Antipop, you's too chicken to hate on anybody else, aren't you??? :D

B2B said...

Not a bad post considering that Blogger's Block is doing the rounds buying drinks for many....
i wonder what AntiChild would be drinking!
hmmmn

Pass me the joint!

buttercookie said...

Lol...

I have like a milliion typos out there. I'm lucky u didn't grab any.

I have written this comment with such care.

-Miss Cheri

DeTamble said...

@Cheri: Yo fucked up the milliion :P

31337 said...

dada, kwa vile naona umeamua kunifuata na kunipiga ngeta namna hii, hio zawadi kwanza ni nini? wiki kadhaa na wewe kule sese, sisi wawili, mbu na kungoja jua lichomoe na kuzama na kushiriki ngono? sawa, naja hivi karibuni kupokea zawadi yangu, uko tayari?

nahjaj said...

Antipop, you are ONE CRAZY WOMAN!!!

@princess... nice!!! I didn't think of that but now that you've brought it up, I think you are right.

@detamble... u had to sse that... LMAO :-D

savvy said...

how can u have a contest with only one contestant?

me, i have never understood the socks thing

savvy said...

@3

tafadhali ndugu fafanua ukitumia lugha ya kimombo...

antipop said...

@33333333, and @ savvvvvvvvvvy! one word.

this is not swahili school! communicate you idiots!

DeTamble said...

Swahili school? LOL!!

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