walls have ears. so do I

I am nosy. I listen in to conversations I have no business listening in to. But I do it for you my dear bloggren. so I can have stories for you. Now this story is going to have a lot of gaps. I am going to have to reconstruct some of the scenes that happened when I had not yet met John and Mary.

I met John and Mary at a taxi stage late sarturday morning. From where i was standing, they looked like they were bickering. So I inched closer to try and tap in on their conversation. Nothing like good ol' gossip to kick start a lame saturday. So I shove some guy out of the way and stand right next to this arguing pair.

Yay! It was an argument about sex. I was in business! so anyway, I will reconstruct the events that i missed, until where I join in the conversation.

John and Mary love each other. Or lust after each other. Whatever. For that reason therefore, they ended up in a lodge together.Either because John is a married man and will not take mary to his place, or John stays with his parents, or they were just too tired to go back to their place and decided to shack up in a lodge. So yea. they go to a lodge, and John fails to score with Mary. This mary sure looked like a mean girl. The kind that will not unleash until oba you put a ring on her finger or atleast introduce her to the parents. So anyway, John was mad at Mary for withholding valuable goods, and mary was trying to explain to John why she had denied him sex. But John, was at this point only reasoning with his frustrated wee wee. so anyway, here is the line that this whole post is basically based upon

John: Next time I want to us hook up, remind me to book us into a monastry or something

And then the taxi arrived