walls have ears. so do I

I am nosy. I listen in to conversations I have no business listening in to. But I do it for you my dear bloggren. so I can have stories for you. Now this story is going to have a lot of gaps. I am going to have to reconstruct some of the scenes that happened when I had not yet met John and Mary.

I met John and Mary at a taxi stage late sarturday morning. From where i was standing, they looked like they were bickering. So I inched closer to try and tap in on their conversation. Nothing like good ol' gossip to kick start a lame saturday. So I shove some guy out of the way and stand right next to this arguing pair.

Yay! It was an argument about sex. I was in business! so anyway, I will reconstruct the events that i missed, until where I join in the conversation.

John and Mary love each other. Or lust after each other. Whatever. For that reason therefore, they ended up in a lodge together.Either because John is a married man and will not take mary to his place, or John stays with his parents, or they were just too tired to go back to their place and decided to shack up in a lodge. So yea. they go to a lodge, and John fails to score with Mary. This mary sure looked like a mean girl. The kind that will not unleash until oba you put a ring on her finger or atleast introduce her to the parents. So anyway, John was mad at Mary for withholding valuable goods, and mary was trying to explain to John why she had denied him sex. But John, was at this point only reasoning with his frustrated wee wee. so anyway, here is the line that this whole post is basically based upon

John: Next time I want to us hook up, remind me to book us into a monastry or something

And then the taxi arrived

17 loungers burdening me:

DeTamble said...

I'm first bitches!!

antipop said...

socks!!!

hahahaha, but you chic, you are funny

antipop said...

@Det! where did you come from? do you know how many times i have wanted to nab these socks?

DeTamble said...

HAHAHA! Shoved some guy outa the way!! You pushy/violent little so-and-so.

His weewee? Oh no you did not just say that!!
I can't believe you just said wee wee!!
What?!?! Are you 4???

*sighs* oh well. at least you saying wee wee is way better than Cheri saying that..that disgusting, despicable, piece of trash in...YUCK! I can't even bring myself to say it. It's just too hideous!

DeTamble said...

I came from...DUNDUNDUN!!!! THE WOMB!! Now eat my sock dust slut!!

The dare-devil said...

wee wee? Banange, come for lessons on other synonyms or euphemisms or whatever! DeT, She's not 4, proly 2 and a half. Naye gwe, tapping and bumping.... You should be spanked. Didn't mama teach you anything? Like don't make it too obvious when you are eve's dropping?

31337 said...

teee heee!

Duksey said...

lol now that guy has wit,I like.
Wee wee,hmmmm you should have added that the guy wanted him and Mary to do bad manners

chanelno5 said...

Now there goes a girl I could buy dinner for kicking ass and wee wees out of her way

Sybella said...

lol... some assuring her!

Princess said...

Wama, listening in always give one great stories to retell.Me, I approve.And that last line...killer! :D

kakaire said...

The words socks, firsties and any other words in any language that may mean first to comment are a registered trademark of Nathan K. Magoola. Any unauthorized use is a violation of applicable laws and is subject to criminal prosecution.

antipop said...

@kakaire, as you can see, i used socks to mean that i came in second. wamma go ahead and punish detamble

DeTamble said...

Punish me? M'kay Cletus. You have fun with that Kakai!

bazanye said...

Oh, Lord.
I hurt myself!
T.I.H. Monastery! Oh Lol.

leos child said...

i must give it to the guy he knows how not to listen!

Afrobabe said...

lmao...yeah that serves him right...monastry indeed...lol

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