Antipop double standards


Antipop=against pop music. I hate pop music. I will say to you “if you ever find me listening to pop music slice my head off and feed it to the vultures.” But one day you might find me listening to said genre of music. Just before you slice off my head, when you ask whether there is one last thing I would like to say before I die, I might plead not guilty thus; “but it is alternative rock, not pop. Honest.”

At the bank, I hate when someone cuts into the line in front of the rest of us. Often I have even told them to shove it and proceeded to read them the riot act, the bank’s rules and regulations and the common decency act. At lunch however, I will be damned if I will stand in the sun queuing for rice and beans. So I just shove past people at the door and shamelessly ask ‘Kanungu’ (the lunch guy) for a food coupon.


I abhor littering. I almost scream everytime someone throws trash into the road from a moving vehicle with such careless abandon as if they are doing the most natural thing in the world. I do not litter. Well, you be the judge after hearing this story. Often times on my way to work, I am eating a banana. After doing my monkey business, I roll down the car window and throw out the banana peeling into the bushes. My consolation is that it will rot and mix with the soil. Do I litter?

I am revolted by people who spit in public. I always say, “just how hard is to just swallow?” well this one time, I got out of the taxi and it was raining. There was no bodaboda in sight so I ran in the rain all the way home. Home is not near. Half way through, I got a burning urge to spit. I gave in. I spat by the roadside. My consolation; atleast there was no one in sight.

The only time it is right to spit in public is when you spit in someone’s mouth for picking their nose in full view of the world. I got this overwhelming desire to pick my nose the other day but I was at my sister’s shop and I knew any minute a customer would walk in and catch me at it. So I held this large file in front of my face and proceeded to relieve myself. No I did not have a handkerchief.

And that talk about losers, well, sometimes I am afraid, I have been the loser. I have cried, I have abandoned and refused to take calls, I have sort of cheated, I have walked out and I have told the lies.

I am fallible

20 loungers burdening me:

31337 said...

i am quite dizzy from all the contradictions contained herein.

what is all right to do in private is not ok to do in public is okay to do with you?

Even Steven said...

its such a JOB being human, huh?

Basics said...

Steve...
On point

must be hard being an AntiChild innit!

Girl just chill and just be!

DeTamble said...

@Basics: I don't want her to chill!!! I want her to be ANTI!!!

Picking your nose...LOL! And I hate people that litter, banana peels don't count, and I also HATE HATE HATE people who spit in full view of everyone else!!

I have no issues with queuing.

Ivan said...

Goodnense!

antipop said...

@31 rock, casting the first stone are we?

@even steven, it does get tiring, yes.

@basics, it is fun being that anti thing you say. being me, is where the challenge comes in

@detamble, thanks for having my back

@ivan, judge much?

Anonymous said...

yu cheated.......?
am going to report on yu.

and not picking my kols


optherwise im still behind yu for the president's post

antipop said...

@anonymous, playa, ofcourse i never cheated on you. and tha not taking your calls, that was purely coincidence that you always called when i was in the loo, or asleep, or when i had a headache and my toe had broke. And how come you have not posted in a loooooooooooooooong while? Oh and whn i am president, you shall be my adviser on being an expert playa without being caught.

Anonymous said...

a-hahahahahah.
who did yu cheat on then?
and am not a playa no more....wat do yu think?

abt statehouse, id rather be yo actual playa

Phoebe said...

@antipop&anon; i feel left out
(sulks and walks away)

Chanel said...

So lick when I cough and hit a mega rocket in public what do I do? Spit at the road side or swallow it?

DeTamble said...

@Channnnnnnnel: What you poor? Don't you own a damn handkerchief?? Or even a tissue??

Afrobabe said...

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy she's back...

Afrobabe said...

I just hate the spitting, everyone seems to spit here...I cant stand it...for some reason i cant even spit...

Baz said...

And the bad news? Everything is pop. Everything that isn't classical music can be pop.

The other day your friend on Sanyu FM was saying how Coldplay isn't rock anymore, they are "adult contemporary".

Those categorizations suck. Just listen to good music.

Lev said...

well at least you are honest! :D

Oracle said...

Well, i have a very sharp matchet here with me and I really haven't found something to do with you.
So cutting your head wouldn't be a bad idea. lol

Nice page

Chanel said...

Hallelujah she finally saved us from that old boring templete. Now this is what I am talkin about

Cheri said...

Wakiri ko this template is nice ko a bit.

Ditto chanel...the previous one was so boring.

But hi Antipop...

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